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noxian-talon:

Talon: “You… know, that errrr… I’m afraid we are a little busy at the moment. With… uuuhm… work. Aaaand… I-I need to help Fate.”

Fate: “TAAALOOOOOOOOOOON! God dammit, Tal. You could have at least taken off the handcuffs.”

gayabortions:

hexgoddess:

gayabortions:

hexgoddess:

botan-drana:

Bowser being a dad

Bowser is the best dad

bowser and mario actually settled their differences a long time ago and all the games with bowser’s kids are a game he sets up with the plumbers and the princess to keep all 7 or 8 of them active and engaged for an entire weekend because even the king of the koopas needs a hand sometimes wrangling all of them.

That’s why there’s never any blood, it’s all just playing tag and when you’re tagged you dramatically fall down.

peach spends her time “kidnapped” looking after the little ones and making sure they’re eating properly and doing a good job guarding their castles. once one is “defeated,” peach takes off to check in on the next one and bowser picks up his kid to come hang out back at the main castle and watch the rest of the adventure and eat some of the cake peach makes for the kids.

gayabortions:

hexgoddess:

gayabortions:

hexgoddess:

botan-drana:

Bowser being a dad

Bowser is the best dad

bowser and mario actually settled their differences a long time ago and all the games with bowser’s kids are a game he sets up with the plumbers and the princess to keep all 7 or 8 of them active and engaged for an entire weekend because even the king of the koopas needs a hand sometimes wrangling all of them.

That’s why there’s never any blood, it’s all just playing tag and when you’re tagged you dramatically fall down.

peach spends her time “kidnapped” looking after the little ones and making sure they’re eating properly and doing a good job guarding their castles. once one is “defeated,” peach takes off to check in on the next one and bowser picks up his kid to come hang out back at the main castle and watch the rest of the adventure and eat some of the cake peach makes for the kids.

(Source: eduardolion)

yutoube:

marlodjur:

I just wanted everyone to know that in Europe, Cool Ranch chips are called Cool American.

this is the greatest news ive heard all day

yutoube:

marlodjur:

I just wanted everyone to know that in Europe, Cool Ranch chips are called Cool American.

this is the greatest news ive heard all day

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erensattackontitans:

ldeefixe:

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Accurate as fuck.

hi-itsmaya:

calpalsanddimples:

lordofthefreckles:

sosoftpony:

fasterpussycatgifgif:

Paper sculptures by Li Hongbo.

mesmerizing

I’m so uncomfortable 

On the first one I swear I thought it was taffy coming out and I don’t even know..

I didn’t know it was paper, i thought it was like some weird science goo thing… 

shining-magically:

clarasoswalds:

THIS GUY DOES A COVER OF LET IT GO IN THE VOICES OF DIFFERENT DISNEY/PIXAR CHARACTERS OH MY GOD 

Petition to have this man take over all of Jim Cummings’s roles should the torch ever need to be passed. Pete and Pooh were PERFECT.

vvebkin:

when the whole class knows they’re going to fail the test 

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(Source: marcyandpeebles)