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thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her."No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

(Source: oldresidentdistrict)

sexyserperior:

BOSSMAN, THE GREATEST SUPERHERO WHO EVER LIVED

sexyserperior:

BOSSMAN, THE GREATEST SUPERHERO WHO EVER LIVED

itsgoradiobitches:

This is so so so damn important.

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

citycatslack:

Please take photoshop away from me…

tartandaisys:

corink:

comatose-kitty:

I literally cant fucking breathe XD

IVE BEEN WAITING 2 YEARS FOR THIS VIDEOS RETURN

this is amazing.

(Source: worldofglass)

twinzik:

Escalator Stare Luigi

noxian-talon:

seyyseyyy:

xryz:

When she see tha D

When You see her see the D


Goes on a hunt for 12271 people, starting with Graves.

noxian-talon:

seyyseyyy:

xryz:

When she see tha D

When You see her see the D


Goes on a hunt for 12271 people, starting with Graves.

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kuma-pyon:

vintagesphere:

Van McCoy - The Hustle

debaoki:

joekeatinge:

stuntandstayglorious:

likeafieldmouse:

Tomasz Gudzowaty - The Monks of Shaolin (2011)

these are beautiful, these are all beautiful

Shaolin Shadowboxing. If what you say is true, the Shaolin and Wutang could be dangerous.

Bad. Ass.